How silly.  I know exactly what I want to say on facebook.  I say everything there.  I can't come up with anything in my head to write here yet.
I'm applying at various House Representatives' and Senators' offices using a basic cover letter and a resume formatted as a Bill.  I think it's rather clever.
I was going to mail them to DC, but Rep. Frank recommends people email him because it can take several weeks for mail to make it through the screening process.  So, I'm going to email it.  It's easier than going to the post office.  Cheaper, too.
I'm also (email?) mailing Dr. DoLittle a resume with a very sarcastic cover letter.  "If you want to create jobs, start with me."  "I disagree with everything you represent, but want very much to work in your office."  "I am a self starter, good with research and will gladly provide advice as necessary."  "I will not begrudge my position when you loose the election.  My experience with your office will make me marketable to the next Representative, with whom I can work toward building the kind of America I would be proud to live in."  Something along those lines.
I'll apply to as many as possible here in GA.  "Sure I could be a pussy and move to Portland or New York or I can stay and change the place where I was born."  Lady Liberty Is Not A Whore, Andrew Jackson Jihad.